Things Your Mother May Never have Taught You!

Things Your Mother May Never have Taught You!

• If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
• Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.
• Good judgment comes from bad experience—and most of that comes from bad judgment.
• There are two excellent theories of arguing with women.  Neither of them works.
• You don’t learn much when your lips are moving.
• If you lend someone $20 and never see the person again, it’s probably worth it.
• If nobody cares if you are dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
• Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 

And finally, before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, when you DO criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. 

What are some of the things that your mother NEVER taught you?