Words of Wisdom that Your Mother May Have Taught You

• If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
• Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.
• Good judgment comes from bad experience—and most of that comes from bad judgment.
• There are two excellent theories of arguing with women. Neither of them works.
• You don’t learn much when your lips are moving.
• If you lend someone $20 and never see the person again, it’s probably worth it.
• If nobody cares if you are dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
• Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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